It’s a Deal
All you have to do to score yourself one canine is teach somebody how to play the trombone (or ‘trobmone’ as he’s spelled it). Apparently this guy wants to impress his wife, although we can’t help but wonder how impressed she is going to be when she realizes the dog is missing.
So why does this guy want to play the trombone in the first place? Is his wife a trombone fan? Toby the dog probably isn’t. We think he prefers bones to trombones!