Just look at this delightful, stony set of stairs. How professionally they are made. How smooth they are. What a great place to rest your weary bones and sip a lemonade, watching the world go by. Well someone has decided to sell their stoop, so if this looks like something you need, get there quick before it disappears!
Don’t tell the landlord though. He seems to be a bit possessive of his stoop – probably of the remainder of the house as well. So head over between 6 and 9pm and grab yourself a bargain.