Wanted (Dead and Alive)
It seems that Erwin Schrodinger might have mislaid his feline pal. He’d like it returned both dead AND alive and preferably in the box it might (or might not) still be inside. So if you discover a cat which is both dead and alive, you might have found this missing animal. The ‘dead’ part would probably put us off though. We might choose to leave this cat wherever we find it.
Wait. Take another peek at this missing cat poster. Judging by the size of this moggy he might not have wandered off very far at all. Who do you think you’re calling fat, he is wondering, I am just a bit fluffy!